Wednesday, September 17, 2014

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

tokyo-fashion:

Kawaii animal donuts in Koenji now!

tokyo-fashion:

Kawaii animal donuts in Koenji now!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

arienreign:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS DESCRIPTION FOR TEN MINUTES. I NEED TWO OF THESE FOR MY CAR.

Marry someone who accepts you and your gay porn. My older sister with boyfriend issues (via thelifeofyaoi)
azherwind:

now Vriska!  so far still the hardest has been tavros, ut I wondered a lot of things about vriska, what would I use… if show her robotic hand, her eyes…  I but I liked it in the end!
next one will be Gamzee!

azherwind:

now Vriska!  so far still the hardest has been tavros, ut I wondered a lot of things about vriska, what would I use… if show her robotic hand, her eyes…  I but I liked it in the end!

next one will be Gamzee!

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

(Source: weirdeyecontact)

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

image

(Source: alamut)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok