i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok